Cat Vomit

I’ve been spending a lot of time with my cats recently (well they’re the family’s but I just want to call them mine haha), most especially baby bata [means child in Filipino] since she’s become a lot sweeter to me these past few weeks. Sweet as in she demands to open my bedroom door and goes up to me while I’m still in bed, sleeping and communicates that she wants me to stroke her. It may just be my crazy mind having all these assumptions but it’s been days and seems to be working. I can feel that she now loves me back hahaha aww, my heart!

Right, right?!!

So anyway, I’m really actually about to share the dream I had yesterday.

About them cats.

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We were doing our usual bonding, until baby bata’s foot got detached from her and I was like what the fuck!!?? I don’t know how or why but it’s probably from the licking l o l. And a few moments later, the detached foot suddenly evolved to a full blown Siamese cat that exactly looks like her only with a hump! It’s like a mutated version and I was so creeped out but since it looked like my baby bata and seemed harmless, I went on with the bonding with the new creature with us.

Somewhere in the dream, my sister appeared holding baby child [how we call our other cat hehe] like usual. We were playing with them and sister had all these inflated pool stuff — there’s a large and a small sized inflatable complete with toys where baby child went swimming.

The mutated Siamese coughed and seemed to have choked which led it to vomit and holy fucking shiiiiiit — it spewed five cat heads drenched in fucking slimy liquid!!! Five heads, just heads, no bodies!!! And they’re fucking stitched together like those creatures in the Animorphs book covers it was so gross!!

Okay, what’s up with animal heads in my dreams?? First it was snake and now cats!

Holy fuck that was very weeeeeiiiiirrrrrrrd.

I kind of regret starting this off with baby bata’s irresistible cuteness and our growing closeness.

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW HUHU.